UT690 Normal Healthy Lives Sign
Product Details
A bold claim. An unprovable one. And yet — here it is, in writing.
Many people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal, healthy lives.
Not all people. Not most people. Many. A carefully chosen word that does a lot of heavy lifting and asks you not to look too closely. The sign does not specify what happened to the others. The sign does not take questions.
What it does do is hang on your kitchen wall with complete confidence, in crisp white letters on a bold black enamel background, daring anyone who reads it to feel anything other than mildly reassured. Is it a guarantee? No. Is it a disclaimer? Possibly. Is it the funniest thing you can put above your stove? Absolutely.
The perfect gift for the home cook who knows their way around a kitchen and anyone whose culinary reputation could use a little — let's say — context.
Dimensions: 6"H x 20"L
Shipping & Returns
We ship from our New Bedford warehouse — most orders are on their way within a few business days. Prefer to pick up? We're at 28 William Street, Downtown New Bedford, open Thurs–Sat 10am–4pm. Damaged or not right? Call 508-972-5869 or email store@bedfordmerchant.com and we'll make it right.
