UW2541 Free Lunch Clock

There is no free lunch.

There is, however, a free lunch tomorrow — and tomorrow, as any philosopher or diner owner will tell you, has a funny way of never quite arriving. It's an old joke, a timeless one, and this clock wears it beautifully.

Dressed up in vintage red, white, and blue with the kind of distressed finish that suggests it has been hanging in a greasy spoon since 1957, this wall clock is equal parts wit and décor. It tells the time accurately. It tells the truth ironically. Both are useful.

Hang it in a kitchen, a break room, a café, or anywhere that could use a daily reminder that some things are always just out of reach — and that's kind of the point.

The perfect gift for the cynic, the economist, and anyone who has ever waited for something that was never really coming.

The lunch is not coming. The clock, however, is very real.

Dimensions: 27.5"L x 20"W