Gifts Under $50

UT941 Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Sign

Est. 1981 · New Bedford, MA
$18.95
In Stock · Ships in 2–5 business days
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Family-owned since 1981Ships from New BedfordSecure checkoutPickup at 28 William St
Product Details

Let's get one thing straight.

You don't get drunk. You get awesome. There's a difference, and this sign makes sure everyone in the room knows it.

Hang it in the bar cart corner, the man cave, the she shed, the party basement, or anywhere people gather to have a genuinely good time. It's the kind of wall art that gets quoted before the second round is even poured.

Bold enough to be the life of the party. Self-aware enough to be hilarious. Accurate enough to be a little too relatable.

The perfect gift for the friend who is always the last one standing and somehow still the most fun person there. You know who they are. They probably already want this.

Dimensions: 20”H x 13.5”W

Shipping & Returns

We ship from our New Bedford warehouse — most orders are on their way within a few business days. Prefer to pick up? We're at 28 William Street, Downtown New Bedford, open Thurs–Sat 10am–4pm. Damaged or not right? Call 508-972-5869 or email store@bedfordmerchant.com and we'll make it right.